{"id":9,"date":"2014-06-19T17:23:37","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T17:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2014-06-19T17:33:47","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T17:33:47","slug":"england-vs-uruguay-preview-i-hate-luis-suarez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"England vs. Uruguay Preview: I Hate Luis Suarez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me be clear: I love to hate Christiano Ronaldo but I hate Luis Suarez. This is all that is on my mind before today&#8217;s game. God, I hate that guy.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve hated him from the start and by &#8220;the start&#8221; I mean the Uruguay &#8211; Ghana quarterfinal in 2010. I hated that he used his hand to stop that goal and I hate that it paid off for his team. I hated watching him jump up and down in glee from the tunnel when Gyan missed the penalty.<\/p>\n<p>And then he transferred to Liverpool and I had to watch this guy some more.<\/p>\n<p>He bit<span style=\"color: #252525;\">\u00a0<\/span>Branislav Ivanovi\u0107. He&#8217;s a grown man who bit another man. And it wasn&#8217;t the first time! Are you kidding me? He bit another guy when he was on Ajax?! When someone bites other people, it&#8217;s cause for concern&#8230; when you&#8217;re in preschool. When you&#8217;re a grown-ass man, it&#8217;s not only bizarre, it&#8217;s evidence of something seriously wrong with the biter. It&#8217;s you and Mike Tyson, pal. That&#8217;s not good company.<\/p>\n<p>And as if it couldn&#8217;t get any worse, his behavior with Patrice Evra was unacceptable. Now, look, I wasn&#8217;t there, so, I didn&#8217;t hear any racial abuse from Suarez. Also, I&#8217;m no Patrice Evra fan but Suarez was found guilty.<\/p>\n<p>And then we had to deal with the handshake.<\/p>\n<p>Look, the handshake thing may be getting out of hand. Will Wayne Bridge shake John Terry&#8217;s hand before the game?! (No. And good for Wayne Bridge) Regardless of what you think of that extra dose\u00a0of gossip injected into the Premier League, the fact is, it&#8217;s there. So, when two feuding players face each other, we watch.\u00a0Patrice wanted to make his simple statement by not shaking Suarez&#8217;s hand.\u00a0And then Luis grabbed his hand. It was a dick move.<\/p>\n<p>And this past season he lit it up. The Premier League Golden Boot. Multiple Player of the Year awards. Scoring for fun! And I had to listen to commentators praise him even though he&#8217;s a racist cannibal cheater. At least I got to see him cry at the end of the season when Liverpool blew that game\u00a0and couldn&#8217;t win the league. That was great.<\/p>\n<p>God, I hate that guy.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, for today&#8217;s game&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I want England to win. A loss today makes them another group stage victim like Spain.\u00a0It&#8217;s do or die.\u00a0But I&#8217;ve been disappointed before and I&#8217;m prepared to be disappointed again. I just want them to play with heart. I want Raheem Sterling to continue to run rampant over the left flank and create chances.\u00a0(I also can&#8217;t help but think of\u00a0a blaxploitation private detective when I hear his name. Seriously, think about it&#8230; &#8220;Melvin van Peebles IS&#8230; Raheem Sterling.&#8221; Right?). I want Daniel Sturridge to score again. I want Stephen Gerrard to play one game for England where he shows his Liverpool form. I want Wayne Rooney to make his mark on England and justify our <a title=\"Wayne Rooney Obsession\" href=\"http:\/\/www.espnfc.us\/blog\/marcotti-musings\/62\/post\/1893256\/gabriele-marcotti-englands-obsession-with-wayne-rooney-is-madness\" target=\"_blank\">obsession<\/a>. He&#8217;s a senior player now. He&#8217;s not the young upstart anymore. And he&#8217;s never scored for England in a World Cup? Seriously? Well, whatever, onward and upward!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know tactics. I can&#8217;t\u00a0pontificate about the individual players and the subtle contribution each selection could make to the result. I don&#8217;t know, man. I just want to see England win.<\/p>\n<p>And I really really don&#8217;t want Luiz Suarez to score. God, I hate that guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me be clear: I love to hate Christiano Ronaldo but I hate Luis Suarez. This is all that is on my mind before today&#8217;s game. God, I hate that guy. I&#8217;ve hated him from the start and by &#8220;the start&#8221; I mean the Uruguay &#8211; Ghana quarterfinal in 2010. I hated that he used [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertopentinho.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}